How to blog like a Berliner

 

Demonstrate your continually unimpressed attitude about the great city you visited.

Display photographs of how you ventured around the East side

looking really fly on your sustainable transportation.

Assemble a photo collage. Then, describe your experiences of the kooky, insert foreign name,

Astra Kulturhaus; how you had a drink in what was essentially your living room, and blog about the alternative music you experienced with a high quality video of unrecognisable noise.

 

 

Show how you hung around independent establishments in, district name drop, Friedrichshain. Be non-descript, by using words that may not be words, and only briefly remarking on something random like the lampshades. Try not to thoroughly caption the photograph, leaving it to demonstrate that they were actually made out of shredded paper. Avoid stating your opinion about the stationary furniture, and finish the text without a full stop to seem somehow remote

 Finish your post with a broken sentence accompanying your pointless arty snaps.

Preferably of something colourful,

 

 

and of something vague.

 

Change in font size, explaining that it was a successful German excursion! Not usually using an exclamation mark, or generally showing enthusiasm about the topic.

 

Text on a different side.

With unnecessary notes:

Robert, Edmund, David, Hannah

Animal Collective

Kreuzberg, Berlin

17-19 Nov 2012